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If it’s anything I’ve learnt from anime this year, is that in times of doom and gloom, we cannot lose faith, because the answer to all of our problems is right in our very hands.
It doesn’t matter if it’s a maniac who almost slaughtered all your friends in a bid to become god-like. Nor does it matter if the person is of the fairer sex. The answer to any antagonist that appears is a good, ol’-fashioned,
punch to the face.
Seriously, it’s a one-size-fit-all solution to anything. It doesn’t matter. As long as you clench your fist tightly and deliver a nose-bleed inducing punch straight to the face, all your problems will be solved. It doesn’t matter. Watch and behold as believers in this philosophy put it to use:
Following this philosophy has various benefits as well. Watch as tornado-riding Accelerator gives a punch so powerful it sends the problems far away, slamming into a building and yet not cave in her face. Following this philosophy will increase your levels of manliness by at least 200 levels, letting you overpower other men, who will grovel in despair and envy. If you’re a member of the fairer sex, this philosophy works great to scare off creeps and gain the adoration of your friends and family. There isn’t any drawback either, except save for a blood-stained fist.
However, not everyone can apply this school of thought to their daily lives. Your one fist must be powerful enough to send the problem at least 3 metres away from you, flying through the air and sprawl onto the pavement, nose bleeding profusely or face bruised. Also, you must have no mercy, which makes this school of thought serve as a downer to conservative folks.
But alas, thanks to all of these requirements, the unenlightened masses treat this school of thought as a crime, which can result in a jail sentence. Quick! Spread the word to all of your friends. We can teach them that this philosophy is not a crime. Punch every problem you face in the face. Together,we can make a better world.
Examples of when and how to use this philosophy include:
- Blue Screen of Death appears. Punch the monitor/CPU repeatedly until computer works.
- Car too slow? Punch steering wheel / engine/ various parts until it works.
- Someone is beating your friend up/ blocking your way/ breathing your air. Punch with favourite hand (up to own choice) until target is bleeding/fleeing/unconscious/dead.
Before I leave, here is a good example of a follower of this school of thought: