What…what? The blog’s hit 150 posts already? Am I happy? Of…of course I am, you moron! God-damn it, I go to the effort of posting something every few days at unearthly hours, and you ask something like that? S…stupid readers!
D…don’t get me wrong. I’m not posting because I like any of you. I …I just had some free time, that’s all. It’s not like I wrote this post to appreciate you readers or something..of course. Don’t get so full of yourself! As I said, I’m not writing this because I like any of you. You all are s..such i-idiots sometimes. You should all go and burn in hell!
What, this post wasn’t good enough for you? Go visit some other blogs, see if I care!
Wait! Come..come back!
I’m so stupid! STUPID STUPID STUPID! Come back, readers!
Why…why can’t I be honest with my feelings for a change?
Why can’t I be honest?
I love you guys!
I don’t know you other than your internet aliases, but I love all you readers all the same!
Please…please come back!
I’m sorry for calling you an idiot…you’re better than that.
I’m sorry I ever said those words…
I couldn’t come clean with my feelings….please..
please don’t leave me like that again!!
I’m sorry, I’m …I’m such an idiot…
such an idiot…
I don’t know you….or I might…but I appreciate you guys…
I appreciate you kind of people!
Erm…marking the 150th post….I’ll reach greater heights…just you wait and see!
I’ll prove it to all of you!