[This post is a joke, please don't be too offended.]
Dear ABT readers, welcome to our humble blog. Ah who am I kidding? Everyone knows this is the best aniblog evar!!1one! Alright, that’s enough joking around; on to the matter at hand. No, I’m not going to create some fantastic narrative about the blogs participating in this round. I don’t think I could top a story about a free-for-all between a horny dragon, an angel whose name rhymes with a certain Decepticon, and a dinosaur surfing on a shark with an RPG-7. Nor am I artistic enough to make a rule 63 drawing of representatives of each blog about to duke it out in a moe-deathmatch.
You thought anime blogs could escape my wrath? Hah!